Movie Quotes

"We put liquid paper on a bee, and it died. ":Step Brothers
"Okie Dokie Dr Jones": Indiana Jones in The the Temple of Doom
“I can’t believe I just gave my panties to a geek.”: Sixteen Candles
"I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly":Anchormam

"Do you even know what a semi-conductor is?"
"Uh, a guy who works part time on a train?"

Digimon movie ftw

"We got this, man! We got this by the schmo!" Dawn of the Dead

"What's the matter, Danny? You've never taken a shortcut before?" Hot Fuzz

Ryoko Asakura: Does it hurt? Relish the taste, because it's going to be the last sensation you feel in this life.

The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya

Kyon: Nagato. Return it to normal. Return yourself to normal. If you ask, I'll help you. You don't have to use that power to forcefully change things. It was fine the way it was.

The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya

Haruhi Suzumiya: Who are you?
Kyon: John Smith.

The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya

Kyon: December 16. It was a morning so cold, it felt like if you were to hit the earth with an ice pick, it would break into nice clean chunks.

The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya

"You assholes do exactly what I say or I will take you outside and f**k YOU IN THE STREET!"
"No. Don't do that."
"Don't f**k us anywhere."
-Pineapple Express

"I heard somewhere their periods can attract bears... But bears can smell the mensturation."
"Well that's just great. You hear that Ed? Bears! Now your puttin' the whole system at jeopardy."
-Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

"If you come near Danny again, I will feed you your fucking heart, Cameron."
-American History X

>everything from Kill Bill

Neonie wrote:>everything from Kill Bill

f**k yeah. *brofist*

Neonie wrote:>everything from Kill Bill

nice!

Jules: So, tell me again about the hashbars?
Vincent: Okay, what you wanna know?
Jules: Hash is legal there in Amsterdam, right?
Vincent: Yeah, it's legal, but it ain't a hundred percent legal. I mean, you can't just walk into a restaurant, roll a joint and start puffing away. You're only supposed to smoke in your home or certain designated places.
Jules: And those are hashbars?
Vincent: Yeah. It breaks down like this: it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it, and, if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it. It's still illegal to carry it around, but that doesn't really matter 'cause... get a load of this: if you get stopped by the cops in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them to search you. I mean, that's a right the cops in Amsterdam don't have.
Jules: [laughing] I'm going, that's all there is to it, I'm fuckin' going.
Vincent: Yeah baby, you'd dig it the most.

Pulp Fiction

"I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick schmo.... And I'm all out of bubblegum."

They Live.

Yusei: No homo right?
Yami: All of the homo!!

*Anything from Anchorman*
*Anything from Talledega Knights*
*Anything from Scott Pilgrim*
*Anything from Zoolander*

Xcaliborg wrote:*Anything from Anchorman*
*Anything from Talledega Knights*
*Anything from Scott Pilgrim*
*Anything from Zoolander*

Its no fun when you do it that way

F**k YoU lucky charms!

"Huh! I was expecting the Rockies to be a little rockier than this!" "I hear you, man! That John Denver's full of shit!"
"Says here on the map we've only gone about 4 inches"
"We've got no food; we've got no jobs! OUR PETS' HEADS ARE FALLIN' OFF!"
"Nice hooters! ...The owls, I mean!"
"Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!"
-Dumb and Dumber

"WHAT'D YOU DO??"
"Fat guy in a little suit!"
-Tommy Boy

"Finish it!" "No! I had one bite. Son of a B***h..."
"I'll eat the shit; I don't care! I'll eat the entire hunk of shit! *sob*"
-Anchorman

"I'm putting my balls on your drum set!"
-Stepbrothers

where are the boobies

Killer Se7en wrote:

where are the boobies

This is ..GREAT..this..is the bee's knees, item nine

CLASSICS!

Neonie wrote:

CLASSICS!

INDEED!!

JeremyMakesMahToast wrote:

Killer Se7en wrote:

where are the boobies

This is ..GREAT..this..is the bee's knees, item nine

The uncontrollable cough gets me everytime

"Holy Ba-Jesus!"

"anything from pokemon the movee 2thousand