May I hug you?

Seriously.
I'm going to drive up to Townsville. And be your annoying best friend.
We can watch State of Origin together (by that, I mean you can watch while I play Pokémon on my laptop. Because.)

But football isn't my thing~ I'll play multiplayer with you! Much more productive!

......
BRB lobbying for gay marriage in Queensland.
...Wait, I already have a potential wife.
...
......
BRB lobbying for polyamorous marriage in Australia.

But I like women D:

Y U DO DIS
I LOVE YOU-U-U~! ;.;

>runs off crying manically to Bondi
>suffers a tragic cardiac on the outskirts of Toowoomba
>if Xcaliborg weren't Australia, he'd be even moar WTF
>Especially at this medium of typing
>Seems kinda strange
>Almost like I'm talking to myself
>Hey yeah, it does!
>SHUT UP, ME!
>NO, YOU SHUT UP, BIGMOUTH!
>WHY ARE YOU GUYS ALWAYS ARGUING?!
>DON'T YOU START IN ON THIS!
>Hey, I poke out-a my head-a~!

Sweet christ! D: My love is everywhere, you may have some o;

And like that, I am no longer dead.
This calls for a victory tune~!

#Now a woman who kisses on the very first date is usually a hussy...#
Eh, too tired; CBF. 'Night, broooooo~

why cant we be friends why cant we be friends

TraceBASS, just so you know, if you hug without consent of the huggee, then there is always the possibility of being sued for sexual misconduct. "Think Before you Hug"

Au contraire, my crazy amigo.
I am exempt from lawsuit as I am basing my actions on the legally binding concept of "Peace and love for everyone" - as well as the right to "doesn't matter had hugs" which are legal tender in all states of I'm going to prison aren't I?

TraceBASS wrote:Au contraire, my crazy amigo.
I am exempt from lawsuit as I am basing my actions on the legally binding concept of "Peace and love for everyone" - as well as the right to "doesn't matter had hugs" which are legal tender in all states of I'm going to prison aren't I?

Only Hug-prison. It's a prison that's so bad, you only get 1 hug per day

in sovit rusisa excilborg hugs u

@Abruging: THIS PLACE SOUNDS LIKE HELL.
@Zero: Хороший...

group hug everyone!

Hellz yeah!
Clothing optional during group hug...?